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After having their 11<SUP>th</SUP> child a North Georgia mountain couple decided that eleven was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his Veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more youngins. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive.<o></o>
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A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it and put it in an empty beer can. Then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten. The hillbilly said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest man on the mountain but I don’t see how puttin a cherry bomb in a beer can and holdin it up to my ear is gona help me.”<o></o>
“Trust Me,” said the doctor.<o></o>
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So the man went home and lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and started to count….one, two, three, four, five…at which point he placed the can between his legs and began counting on the other hand.<o></o>
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KABOOM!!<o></o>
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This procedure also works in North Carolina, Tennessee, Arkansas, Iowa, and Indiana.
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></o>After having their 11<SUP>th</SUP> child a North Georgia mountain couple decided that eleven was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his Veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more youngins. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive.<o
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></o>A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it and put it in an empty beer can. Then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten. The hillbilly said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest man on the mountain but I don’t see how puttin a cherry bomb in a beer can and holdin it up to my ear is gona help me.”<o
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></o>So the man went home and lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and started to count….one, two, three, four, five…at which point he placed the can between his legs and began counting on the other hand.<o
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></o>This procedure also works in North Carolina, Tennessee, Arkansas, Iowa, and Indiana.
